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The Horrors Persist But So Do Hot Girls Sweatshirt | Funny Sweatshirt | Trendy Graphic Crewneck | Cute Dog Sweater | Bulldog | Boston Terrier | Meme dog
The Horrors Persist But So Do Hot Girls Sweatshirt | Funny Sweatshirt | Trendy Graphic Crewneck | Cute Dog Sweater | Bulldog | Boston Terrier | Meme dog
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A reminder that even when life is being a little bit ridiculous, you're still here, still fabulous, and still getting on with it.
This cosy sweatshirt features an original hand-drawn illustration of a glamorous silly doggo enjoying a little self-care moment, paired with the favourite phrase "The Horrors Persist But So Do Hot Girls."
Perfect for dog lovers, hot girls, overthinkers, daydreamers, and anyone surviving on iced coffee, determination, and pure stubbornness.
✨ Original artwork by Poochie Keen
✨ Soft, comfy unisex fit
✨ Ideal gift for dog lovers, best friends, sisters, and fellow hot girls navigating the horrors
.: The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is built for comfort and durability, made from a medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) 50/50 cotton-polyester blend.
.: The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability.
.: Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label.
.: The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt uses ethically grown US cotton, supported by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) certified dyes.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
.: Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Your Perfect Fit:
Your Perfect Fit:
For the best fit, measure your pup’s chest, neck and back carefully—nothing’s more important than comfort! 🐾
Need help measuring your dog?
Find our handy guide: HERE 📏

Our first collection covers a range of slender shapes and sizes. We had to start small — but we’re already working on new sizes and can’t wait to include even more pups, very soon!
If your pup’s fit isn’t quite there yet, let us know your dog’s size or share any size suggestions—we’re all ears! 🐶
Every dog is unique, and a comfortable, well-fitted outfit makes all the difference! 🐾
It is the buyers responsibility to ensure care has been taken to order the correct size. You can view our Return Policy here. We kindly remind hoomans to double-check the size guide before placing an order to ensure the best fit for your best friend 🧡
Paw-some Materials:
Paw-some Materials:
Made from a premium 94% polyester, 6% spandex blend, this super-soft, tail-wagging fabric keeps dogs warm and snuggly. The touch of spandex adds just the right amount of wiggle room, so your pup can bounce, zoom, and roll without bulky layers cramping their style.
Each Poochie Suit is made from fabric printed with our custom patterns — which means no two suits will look exactly the same! The placement of the print varies slightly from piece to piece, depending on how the fabric is cut. This gives every suit its own unique charm (and makes your pup’s outfit truly one of a kind).
You may also notice small details like slight logo variations or subtle differences between items — these are completely normal and part of the hands-on process that brings our suits to life. We think these tiny quirks are part of what makes each suit special — just like the pups who wear them. 💛
P.S. The comfy turtleneck is double-sided — roll it up or fold it down. Either way, that paw-some pattern stays on show, no matter how your pup wears it!
Built for Comfort and Style:
Built for Comfort and Style:
Thoughtfully shaped to move with your dog’s body, the Poochie Suit is made with the deep chests, narrow waists, and long limbs of sighthound builds in mind. It features a washing label-free, ultra-soft design for ultimate PJ comfort. For light outdoor adventures, it adds a gentle layer of paw-tection against everyday nuisances like scratchy bushes — and helps keep mud at bay, meaning fewer baths (yay!). Unlike heavy fleeces, it offers just the right balance of wind and water resistance while staying lightweight and comfy.
Keeping Me Fur-esh!
Keeping Me Fur-esh!
To keep your pup looking paws-itively fabulous:
🐾 Gentle warm machine wash & air dry, Keep it light, like a belly rub!
🐾 No ironing, pls. Perfectly cute without any extra fuss.
While it could take a turn in the washing machine and tumble dryer, to ensure the best fit and durability - show it a little extra love. Your best friend’s wardrobe will appreciate it!
Don't worry about looking adorable;
This suit nails the balance between cute and practical, featuring wrinkle-resistant durability that keeps it looking fresh after every wash!

#KeenOnPoochie?
We absolutely love seeing your amazing pups in Poochie Keen — don’t forget to tag us @poochiekeen and use #keenonpoochie for a chance to be featured on our page!
We can’t wait to celebrate all those wag-worthy moments with you. 🐶