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The Horrors Persist But So Do Hot Girls Sweatshirt | Funny Sweatshirt | Trendy Graphic Crewneck | Cute Dog Sweater | Bulldog | Boston Terrier | Meme dog

The Horrors Persist But So Do Hot Girls Sweatshirt | Funny Sweatshirt | Trendy Graphic Crewneck | Cute Dog Sweater | Bulldog | Boston Terrier | Meme dog

Regular price £37.48 GBP
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WE'RE TRIALING HOOMAN WEAR!

Our first two trials are printed in the UK by Printify. We make a small profit fr

om each sale!

The horrors persist. But so do hot dogs.

Featuring an original hand-drawn dog illustration this sweatshirt is for anyone navigating life's chaos with a sense of humour, a little delusion, and a strong belief in the power of a cute outfit.

Whether you're overthinking, under-caffeinated, avoiding your inbox, or simply trying your best, this cosy crewneck is here to remind you that the horrors may be persistent, but so are you.

🐾 Original artwork by Brooke at Poochie Keen
🐾 Soft, cosy unisex fit
🐾 Printed to order by Printify
🐾 Designed for dog lovers, hot girls, overthinkers and professional daydreamers

Perfect for coffee runs, dog walks, cosy evenings, and dramatically staring out of windows while contemplating your existence.

Because sometimes self-care is doing your nails, cuddling your dog, and carrying on regardless.

Please check the size guide before ordering.

  S M L XL 2XL
Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

Your Perfect Fit:

For the best fit, measure your pup’s chest, neck and back carefully—nothing’s more important than comfort! 🐾

Need help measuring your dog? 
Find our handy guide: HERE 📏

 

Our first collection covers a range of slender shapes and sizes. We had to start small — but we’re already working on new sizes and can’t wait to include even more pups, very soon!

If your pup’s fit isn’t quite there yet,  let us know your dog’s size or share any size suggestions—we’re all ears! 🐶 

Every dog is unique, and a comfortable, well-fitted outfit makes all the difference! 🐾

It is the buyers responsibility to ensure care has been taken to order the correct size. You can view our Return Policy here.  We kindly remind hoomans to double-check the size guide before placing an order to ensure the best fit for your best friend 🧡

Paw-some Materials:

Made from a premium 94% polyester, 6% spandex blend, this super-soft, tail-wagging fabric keeps dogs warm and snuggly. The touch of spandex adds just the right amount of wiggle room, so your pup can bounce, zoom, and roll without bulky layers cramping their style.

Each Poochie Suit is made from fabric printed with our custom patterns — which means no two suits will look exactly the same! The placement of the print varies slightly from piece to piece, depending on how the fabric is cut. This gives every suit its own unique charm (and makes your pup’s outfit truly one of a kind).

You may also notice small details like slight logo variations or subtle differences between items — these are completely normal and part of the hands-on process that brings our suits to life. We think these tiny quirks are part of what makes each suit special — just like the pups who wear them. 💛

P.S. The comfy turtleneck is double-sided — roll it up or fold it down. Either way, that paw-some pattern stays on show, no matter how your pup wears it!

Built for Comfort and Style:

Thoughtfully shaped to move with your dog’s body, the Poochie Suit is made with the deep chests, narrow waists, and long limbs of sighthound builds in mind. It features a washing label-free, ultra-soft design for ultimate PJ comfort. For light outdoor adventures, it adds a gentle layer of paw-tection against everyday nuisances like scratchy bushes — and helps keep mud at bay, meaning fewer baths (yay!). Unlike heavy fleeces, it offers just the right balance of wind and water resistance while staying lightweight and comfy.

Keeping Me Fur-esh!

To keep your pup looking paws-itively fabulous:

🐾 Gentle warm machine wash & air dry, Keep it light, like a belly rub!

🐾 No ironing, pls. Perfectly cute without any extra fuss.

While it could take a turn in the washing machine and tumble dryer, to ensure the best fit and durability - show it a little extra love. Your best friend’s wardrobe will appreciate it!

Don't worry about looking adorable;

This suit nails the balance between cute and practical, featuring wrinkle-resistant durability that keeps it looking fresh after every wash!

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#KeenOnPoochie?

We absolutely love seeing your amazing pups in Poochie Keen — don’t forget to tag us @poochiekeen and use #keenonpoochie for a chance to be featured on our page!
We can’t wait to celebrate all those wag-worthy moments with you. 🐶

Join the Pack! ✨